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by Dana

Damn: 29, hell: 88, bloody: 5, bitch: 9, jerk: 1, devil: 2, jeez: 4 whore: 2

Season 1:damn (10) hell (21) bloody (2) bitch (4) jeez (2) 

101 Nikita:
Birkoff: Damn it. We've lost team one.
Nikita: Go to Hell.

102 Friend:
Contact: Who the hell is this?

103 Simone:
Operations: Listen to me. If you can convince me in ten seconds that you can do that, you can do it, Michael...just look me in the eye. Don't say a damn word.
The pilot obeys and a plane whizzes over them. The pilot yells, "Where the hell did he come from?"

104 Charity:
Alec: Are you all right? Are you looking for work? (Throws his arm around a young boy.) Yeah, like hell. We can use your ideas. Help me, eh?

105 Mother:
Nikita: Come on. Leave me alone. What the hell is this place? Let me go.

107 Treason:
Suba: Who the hell are you?
Suba: How the hell did she get in here? Are you all sleeping? The lady with the jealous husband.
Michael: There you are, bitch!
Walter: Don't beat yourself up. It's their world, you just live in it. I mean, what the Hell. Guys with handguns taking on a fifty-millimeter? The chopper got off a hundred rounds before you guys got, what, you and Michael five, Roger three.
Suba: (laughing) Did you ever see a more surprised face in your life? (to his men) Find me that bitch who slapped me.

108 Escape:
Eric: No! No, there's no time! Come on! Damn it, Nikita, come on!
Jericho: Paul, everything okay? Paul? What's happening? Mike? Where the hell are you guys?
Wife: Jeez, Jer. (Jericho goes over and looks nervously out the window.) What's the matter?

109 Gray:
Operations: Damn it.
Operations: Doubtful. Our people haven't started dying, they should damn well if he gets to it first.

110 Choice:
Man who handed over the money briefcase: What the hell is going on?
Valery: Who are you? What the hell is going on? My legs? I can't move my legs! I can't feel anything! What the hell did you do to me?
Walter:
Oh, jeez. Don't tell me. You didn't fall in love, did you Nikita? That is not a good idea.

111 Rescue:
PETROSIAN: Shoot! Damn it, shoot!
FRANKEL: (to his troops) Don't risk it. PETROSIAN: (furious) Shoot, damn it!

112 Innocent:
Man: (sees the ops surrounding him) Who the hell are you?

115 Obsessed :
Fanning: Where the hell have you been?
Fanning: Yeah, did you lose anything? (He holds up the belt to her robe.) Cause I found this upstairs. I'm just wondering what the hell you're doing upstairs!
Fanning: What the hell is going on?

116 Missing:
Steven: I dont know. Things happen. You do what you do. I'll tell you one thing though. We better get a damn good price on that CM-12.
Steven:Damn it! You double crossed us!
Steven voice: Senior officer. Responsible for every man in that prison. The guards did everything they knew to break him down. Seven years. Seven years of hell.
Nikita: I've paid for your bloody deportment classes a hundred times over! If you want your son, then I want out!
Nikita: Son of a bitch!

117 Noise:
Nikita: Well, chamber the damn thing.
Golden: Who ever the hell you think you are you don't know who you're dealing with.

118 Voices:
O'Brien: Let's just cut right through it, okay? Who the hell are you?
Man: Don't patronize me, bitch.

119 War:
Garshia: This is your hell.

120 Verdict:
Operations: Jovan Mijovich. Recently elected premier of his new nation after a decade of bloody chaos.

122 Mercy:
Spidel: What is this place? What the hell is going on? I want some answers, OK?


Season 2: damn(4) hell (10) bloody (1) devil (1) whore(1)

202 Spec Ops:
Nikita: You will do anything. Can't you? Except being with me? Michael, you can go to hell. I ran once, and it didn't work, I am not running again.

207 Half Life:
Madeleine: I disagree, you need to show your presence. This thing will get bloody, and when it does, whoever has an attendance problem will pay.

209 open Heart:
Walter: Belinda! Things went great last night. I gave her this little rocking horse jewelry box, she loved it. I couldn't have done it without you! Speaking of the devil's mistress. (Belinda shows up.)
Jenna to Nikita in the White Room : Whore

211 Psychic Pilgrim:
Madeline continues: I didn't think so. After Sarah died, I made a choice. Of course, I didn't realize it was a choice back then, but it was a choice. I chose to become the person you saw, the girl who killed her sister. But I still can't say for sure what happened in the landing on that day. Maybe it was an accident, maybe it wasn't. But when I heard you were dying, it occurred to me perhaps you never blamed me for her death, that you loved me all along. If that's true, then I created my own hell, and I lived in it ever since.
Armel: What the hell is this?

212 Soul Sacrifice:
Walter accidentally stabs his finger with one the tools. "Damn!" He walks to the com. unit on the wall. "Could someone sent up some three-strand? I only asked for it twice!"
Walter: How the hell should I know?

213 Not Was:
Operations: What is he waiting for? Shoot the damn guards Micheal

214 Double Date:
Nikita: I sure as hell don't want to work with him.

215 Fuzzy Logic:
Hillenger: Go to hell! I want to see the man in charge.

216 Old Habits:
Michael: He just contacted us, you beat the hell out of him.
Formitz: What the hell is this?

218 Off Profile:
Walter: Well, I am really not interested in surviving anymore. What I am interested in is living. That's where the real difference is. Oh, hell, I`ve being hanging around this place for too long already.
Andrea: I have a question. Who the hell do you think you are treating me like this? (Everyone stands up to leave the two to quarrel alone.) Nikita, stay, this concerns you, too. (Nikita sits down again.) You toyed me like a cat with a mouse. I won't tolerate it.

219 Last Night:
Walter: It's doing a pretty damn good job of it.
Walter: Maybe or maybe it's the 21st century's version of the devil.

220 In Between:
Sand: You know damned well who I am. Why aren't they bringing me in?


Season 3: damn(10) hell(17) bloody (2) bitch (2)

301 Looking for Michael:
Team leader: The whole damn thing was bad right from the start. Whoever planned this thing is going to pay. We lost Dechy and Pierce.
Male voice: What the hell took you people so long? You should have been there! C'mon, move it, move it, move it! We've got massive neck and chest wounds. People are dying here! Do something! Come on, let's go, let's go! Come on, let's go! Damn it, move it! (A heart monitor hooked up to one of the operatives beeps and then goes flat)
Team leader: Bring him back! Damn it, do something!

302 Someone Else's Shadow:
Williams: Lists? (laughs) They don't mean a damn thing. I'm sure I could find your name on a list of psychopaths if I looked hard enough, when it's perfectly clear (he looks her up and down) you're quite ordinary.
Birkoff: If we can pick him up before he gets to the park, there's less risk of it getting bloody.

305 Imitation of Death:
Felix: Yeah. I've been here a long time, Birkoff. There are ways, and I've found one. You're going to see me again, real soon, and there's not a damned thing you can do about it.

307 Love and Country:
Markali: You don't? Someone recorded our dinner together. There were cameras inside your apartment and the images were doctored. Now somebody went to a hell of a lot of trouble. You set me up!

308 Under the Influence:
Birkoff: Damn it, he's going recall, it's too soon.

309 Outside The Box:
Tatyana: For getting me out of data hell and giving me a chance to work in Comm, as your assistant no less.
Walter: Well that may be true but what the hell difference does it make now?

310 Slipping Into Darkness:
Operations: Advance, damn it! He's there!
Walter: It doesn't make any sense. One day he's normal, the next day he's Dante leading us down the nine circles of Hell.

311 Walk on By :
Joe: (hands her a camera; she types and the pictures come up on screen) I told Walter. I knew it was a bad idea. But he said it wouldn't hurt since I was going to be in the country anyway. I mean, what the hell, right?

312 Threshold of Pain:
Nikita: Because I had just seen him go through hell, and I wanted to make things right?

313 Beyond The Pale:
Zalman: What the hell is going on...
Zalman: Thank God, where the hell is Michael?
Zalman: How in the hell did this happen?

314 I Remember Paris:
Operations: Damn it!
Walter: Hell if I know. This is my first incineration.
Matteo: Who the hell are you? (Operations points a gun at him) What's going on? We don't have money here.
Mick: Bloody Hell!

315 Hand To Hand:
Nikita: Where the hell have you been?
Walter: To yourself. At night you go to bed knowing you live in hell. That's the truth.
Aurora: They tell me you already have your own bitch.

316 Before I Sleep:
Darius: (He hears gunfire) What the hell was that?
Corey: What's wrong, bitch? You go, when we're done.

317 Third Party Rip-Off:
Birkoff: What the hell does that mean?

320 Three Eyed Turtle:
Operations: Damn it Birkoff, be a little creative here - think. Have them reset through Stockholm; predate it so it looks like Q-1. We`re going through some changes; if you cant keep up your not needed.

321 Playing With Fire:
Davenport: Damn it!

Season 4: damn(5) hell(35) bitch (3) devil (2) jeez (2) whore(1)

401 Getting out of Reverse:

Walter: Oh, jeez, (laughs) you scared the devil out of me.

402 There Are No Missions:
Birkoff: Oh, you scared the hell out of me, Michael. What are you doing here? Everyone's looking for you.
Operations: Where the hell is he?
Dori: (under her breath) Bitch.

404 Into the Looking Glass:
Dante: What the hell is going on?

405 Man in the Middle:
Walter: Close enough. Keep your powder dry. Sure as hell going to miss you.

406 Love, Honor & Cherish:
Helmut: I dont know. For the greater good, they said! What the hell good could come from this?

407 Sympathy For The Devil:
Willie: Like anybody gives a damn at this point huh?
Willie: Well. You must have been one hell of a boy scout.
Willie: It's not so much the dying, you know. It's not so much having to watch when the mortars hit your buddy the guy you just bummed a smoke from turns into meat and gravy. It's not knowing why. What am I doing here? How'd I get here?? I mean, six months ago, all I'm thinking about is trying to get into Susan Ellerman's pants. Whether the guy down the block is really such a prick, or am I just jealous of him because he gets to drive the Trans-Am and I don't? How am I going to tell my old man I'm never going to be what he expected me to be. Hell, what I expected me to be. Now, here I am in the jungle. All dressed up in my G.I. Joe accessories ready to die. Man, I miss my dog.
Walter: I wouldn't ask if I didn't have a good reason. Now, hell, did you ever wonder how I survived in this place as long as I have? Just do it.
Bonaventure: Nobody! Nobody could get to Frankie. I got 20 guys watching him. They move him around every other day, hell, even I don't know where he is most of the time. All I got is a cell phone number.
Bonaventure: They popped Frankie four hours ago. 20 guards guarding the place didn't see a damn thing. That was my baby brother's kid. Who the Hell are you?
Bonaventure: (rises, angry) Listen, you pasty-faced son of a bitch - nobody comes in here, sits at my table and tells me what to do. Not even the dumbest hole in the planet! This is my house and right now, you're stinking it up.

408 Down A Crooked Path:
Walter: Well that may be true but what the hell difference does it make now?
Tech2: What the Hell? Did you hotwire into Section?
Nikita: Okay. Oh, jeez. I'm sorry, I'm tired.

409 No One Lives Forever:
Walter: What the hell is she doing back here?
Walter: Well it's been a while since I've been out there, but it's got to be a hell of a lot better than it is in here!

410 He Came From Four:
Birkoff: What the hell?

411 Time To Be Heroes:
Operations: Even abeyance ops were too valuable for this type of mission. No one gives a damn about these kids, not even God.
Claire: See you in hell.

412 Hell Hath No Fury :
Jason: Sometime's I wish somebody would make my decisions for me. Be a hell of a lot easier that way.
Leon: The airport there is hell. Nothing but delays.
Walter: Who the hell would risk that? It's almost damn near 95% lethal. Red Cell?

413 Kiss The Past Goodbye:
Corliss: You've got to stay detached Michael. It's the only way to do this job. (pause) Michael I realize she's been through hell but I can tell you this much, I'll look out for them just like you did. (he walks away)

414 Line In The Sand:
Hillinger: (to George): Yes, sir. (to himself): Damn it.
Walter: I don't know. Could be anyone down the Red Cell food chain. Maybe it's a misread. Birkoff hasn't slept in days. Oh hell, what do I know? I'm just the boy with the toys.
Hillinger: What is this place? Who the hell are you?
Hillinger: Where is the Cardinal, bitch?

415 Abort, Fail, Retry, Terminate:
Operations: What the hell is going on?
Operations: what the hell was that?
Operations: what the hell is going on here?

416 Catch a Falling Star:
Jason: (still walking and looking around) Damn phone's dead. Anybody know how to get room service in this place? (two operatives appear behind him)

418 Toys in the Basement:
Jason: Hell Yeah. I thought I was going to get a promotion on the spot.
Operations: Well where the hell are they?
Henry: I would never marry a whore!! 

419 Time out of Mind:
Man 1: What the hell's the matter with you lady?

421 Up The Rabbit's Hole:
Grenet: Go to hell.
George: I'll see you in hell.

422 Four Light Years Farther:
Kurtzman: Go to hell, Olivier.
Walter: Then what the hell am I doing here?


Season 5: hell(5) jerk (1)

501 Deja Vu All Over Again:

Quinn: Go to Hell.
Dolmatov: What the Hell is going on?

502 A Girl Who Wasn't There:
Mason: Go to Hell.

503 In Through The Out Door:
O'Brien: What the hell's it doing in here?

505 The Man Behind the Curtain:
O'Brien: What the hell is going on?

508 A Time for Every Purpose:
Jason: She's a jerk too, but I did a couple of favors for her over at Oversight. She owes me. Big time. If she takes over, I'll have it pretty cushy.

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